I can't stand working here. I want to get fired and collect unemployment...
Seven answers:
Outré
2006-02-16 13:04:45 UTC
Wellll, hmmmm
If you don't want to wreck the place, or call people names, or do anything that your boss can take you to court for to get paid for - like wrecking things, losing clients, and running up the phone bill...
...then you could refuse to do work you disagree with
...be late repeatedly
...leave work early without telling anyone
...be absent repeatedly
...take unscheduled breaks frequently
...make your lunch hour last and last - day after day
...if you have a computer at work download a
messenger and chat the day away.
If you do all of these it really shouldn't take long before you find yourself on the unemployment line.
natalyajackson
2006-02-16 12:41:09 UTC
give the boss the finger
moon the boss
smoke inside
embezzle money
don't come to work
sleep at work
set of fireworks inside
wear headphones all day
make long-distance personal calls
come to work naked
cuss out customers
*disclaimer...some of these can get you arrested.
♥ ☆ StarLiteGrl~98☼1 ☆ ♥
2006-02-16 12:44:52 UTC
Don't show up!
Make personal phone calls during your shift!
Take extra long breaks!
Spend your shift on the internet!
Take naps!
Lisa
2006-02-16 12:44:28 UTC
Go in there and tell them all to go to hell and start throwing things around. They will get the picture and can you. But employment isn't even going to get you that much money.
jewel
2006-02-16 12:39:14 UTC
Don't go to work.
2006-02-16 12:38:35 UTC
Say i quit. and walk out.
jameyfcs
2006-02-16 12:45:28 UTC
call your boss a c***sucker
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